so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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