i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
my poor anus
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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