i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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