No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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