you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
