You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hippo gnu deer
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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