my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Randomize
