How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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