my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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