I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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