yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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