He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I need moral support for this bender
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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