I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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