In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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