So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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