Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
being pregnant is like rehab
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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