The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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