so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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