Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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