Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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