Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize