i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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