You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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