I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You dont lie about slip and slides
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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