Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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