I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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