office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
