Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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