Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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