i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
wrigley field is MILF paradise
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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