Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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