ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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