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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  DRUNK CANOEING

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  Please text me if you survive.

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  LAND HO BITCH

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...

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  I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.

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