No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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