I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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