This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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