I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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