you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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