I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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