I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i now understand why vodka
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