I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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