just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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