Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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