Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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