shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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