how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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