that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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