No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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