You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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