Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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