how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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