I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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